Smart, sarcastic and silly Secret Santa gifts for every personality type with Joe Blogs.
Struggling for a funny Secret Santa gift idea? You won’t be the only one. Yeah yeah, ‘tis the season to be jolly ‘n all that but Secret Santa can be a real kick in the baubles – especially when you get someone you know nothing about / don’t want to know anything about / has no defining personality features…
We all know the drill, names get drawn out of a hat by the office keeno (usually also the fire safety officer) or the resident night-planner in your most active Whatsapp group. You’re told you have a budget of £10 to buy Keith from IT something he may find interesting with the option of keeping it anonymous or not and you have no idea what to do. That’s where The Parody Shop can help, but it all depends who it is you end up with. Before we get into personality types, think about taking the easy way out….
Hipster or not, opt out of Secret Santa but promise to get 8 Hipster gift-filled Christmas crackers for the table. They know you’re not the ‘let me go to the shop and buy the birthday girl a card’ type already so surprise everyone this Christmas and think of others before yourself in this selfish act of kindness that gets you out of Secret Santa. Contents include:
Whoever you get, you didn’t want them. So send them coal, explain why and keep your mouth shut. Easy, quick and a timeless classic. Hey, it even comes in a gift wrapped box.
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I may be a ventriloquist dummy, but I’ve a keen eye for low cost, fast delivery Secret Santa gifts. Take a look at the below personality types and have a gander at what we’ve got in store for you. So, who have you got?
No brainer. Get them this pussy magnet and make sure they only thing they attract is office stationary.
They endlessly talk about how well they do on Only Connect and University Challenge, but no one’s ever actually seen them at a pub quiz. Blow their minds with the wit and wisdom of Kim Kardashian:
Can’t bring yourself to promote Kim merch, even sarcastically. Fair play. Go full science – test their grasp on relativity. Feel free to throw an apple at them whilst they’re opening the gift too.
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They can’t handle much, so give them less to keep hold of – the half pint glass.
They work with them all day and get great enjoyment out of sums, but calculators can be even more fun believe it or not. This one spits out sarcastic messages with each calculation:
Put that beard to use, man.
Outsmart the smart answerer.
Work with someone young enough to be confused by the words Noel’s House Party? Or someone in the 30s that clings on to that millennial title? Make them take the test with ‘so you think you’re a millenial.’
SO YOU THINK YOU'RE A MELLENIAL BOOK.
There’ll be enough tinsel and Home Alone reruns soon to make anyone want to punch their nan in the face on Christmas Day; so say what you really mean with this selection of Christmas chirpiness. All cards only £3 each with several more available on our Christmas Card page.
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So there you have it. Secret Santa, not only sorted but WON. All products are available to ship first class, so it's not too late. Better still, stock up for years to come – there's nothing wrong with being predictable. Merry Christmas.
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