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Cynic Society: How to look like you’re ‘joining in’ with someone’s birthday celebrations

August 05, 2018

The Parody Shop Cynic Society and everyone’s favourite ventriloquist dummy Joe Blogs explain why you shouldn’t have to care about other people’s birthdays and how to act like you do, with minimum effort.

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Cynic Society: How to look like you’re ‘joining in’ with someone’s birthday celebrations

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