The Parody Shop’s silly products. Show people you're actually quite a fun person, even if that does mean buying them something annoying, useless or ridiculous.
£15.00
'Essential' Shopping Bag at The Parody Shop. Nipped out for a loaf of Kingsmill but came but with 8-pack of Stella, 3 bottles of Merlot, king-sized crisps and no bread?...
£24.99
Happy Fucking Whatever Prosecco at The Parody Shop. Doesn't really matter what occasion it is does it? They'll take it of you, say “thanks you shouldn't have” and back it...
£5.71
Dad Bod Bum Bag at The Parody Shop. Got the body of a god (e.g. Buddha)? We've all seen those t-shirts but now you can wear a dad-bod for real...
£11.70
Bike Balls at The Parody Shop. Think all cyclists are dicks? What a load of bollocks. Dangle your flashing sack and stay safe with these scrotally incredible illuminated bike balls....
£21.50
Louis Theroux Phone Case at The Parody Shop.Phone and documentary lover? Here's where your interests collide. Hang on, there's even a Daniel Bedingfield reference in there. Say no more. Combines...
£6.00
The Gift of Nothing at The Parody Shop. What do you get the person that has everything? You guessed it; nothing.Wrap it up, make a song, make a dance, but...
£6.75
Get Along With Other Human Beings Mouthspray at The Parody Shop. Hate people? We don't blame you. Miraculously find a way to listen to others' drivel and boring anecdotes without...
£5.99
Pen Orgy Pencil Case at The Parody Shop. Ever stuck a pencil up your, sharpener? Don't be so crude, leave stationary sex to stationary with this striking pencil/pen(is) case. Pack...
£5.18
World's Smallest Violin at The Parody Shop. Feeling a bit sorry for yourself? Cry me a shitting river will you. No one cares about your problems as much as you...
£6.99
World's Smallest Twister at The Parody Shop. Fancy a game of Twister but without the sexual tension? Depends what you're into I suppose, but this fantastic finger-blasting fun fold-out could...
£9.99
Whacky Waving Inflatable Tube Guy at The Parody Shop. You're bloody mental aren't you? Bonkers, insane, round the twist etc. Whack this little fella on your desk and show the...
£15.00
Freudian Slippers at The Parody Shop. Know any barefooted boffins? Sorry that was rude, must have been a slip of the tongue. Treat someone wise enough to keep their feet...
£39.99
Personalised Car Mats at The Parody Shop. Want to stamp on your partner's face? Say no more. Any face can be printed Perfect for those who've just passed Option for...
£9.99
I Miss Drugs Mug at The Parody Shop. Know someone whose partying days over? Allow them to reminisce about the good old times, in between changing nappies and wishing they...
£10.00
Julius Caesar Pencil Holder at The Parody Shop. Too harsh? Well, he did invade us. Any way, it's just a pencil holder, don't get so touchy, you coward. Great gift...
£6.00
Elon Musk Air Freshener at The Parody Shop. Do you know what millions of dollars smells like? Buy this poor man's musk for your car and experience the scent of...
£25.00
Chocolate Teapot at The Parody Shop. Who doesn't love a nice pot of hot tea? Well, everyone near you when this melts and ruins the tablecloth along with your evening....
£1.69
Donald Trump Toilet Paper at The Parody Shop. Ever wiped your arse with a sexist gerbil? Thought not. Now's your chance to show the most powerful man in the world...
£8.99
Danny Dyer Mug at The Parody Shop. Are you trying to mug me off in front of my pals? "Well, technically yes" is what you should say to your slightly...
£17.99
Custom Photo Face Cushions at The Parody Shop. Missing your pals? Sleep with them, every night, with these custom face cushions. Did you do that before? Hmm. Dribble onto anyone...
£6.99
World's Smallest Zen Garden at The Parody Shop. Know someone that needs to relax a little? Here's the ticket. Complete with a 36-page guide, your anxious pal will be stressing...
£10.50
Dog Lion Mane at The Parody Shop. Has your dog ever roared like a lion? Of course it hasn't, you idiot. But it may well have wished to be one....
£6.50
Shakespearean Insult Plasters at The Parody Shop. Doth thou understand Shakespearean language? Good. We won't try and attempt more of it, but you most certainly should after your next cut...
£12.00
Periodic Table of Swearing at The Parody Shop. You know when you're in the lab (kitchen) and something really annoying happens? Don't smash that test tube (plate) just yet; mop...
£30.00
Grilled Cheesus Toaster at The Parody Shop. Know a carbohydrate and dairy fan in need of some divine dinspiration? Hey, miracles do happen and this grilled cheesus toaster is certainly...
£9.00
Boyfriend Pillow at The Parody Shop. Single and not quite ready to mingle? Give yourself a pat on the back (you could even name your new pillow Pat, if you're...
£12.00
Ross Kemp pillow at The Parody Shop. Obsessed with Ross Kemp's spherical head as much as the rest of the internet is? Get a 100% Kemp pillow and stare at...
£6.99
Moschino Phone Case at The Parody Shop. Ever felt like your phone doesn't quite stand out enough? Spray those fears away with this unmissable masterpiece. Gives subconscious impression you're a...
£2.50
Mr. Bingo bookmark at The Parody Shop. Know a keen reader with a decent sense of humour? Get them this top quality bookmark from Mr. Bingo, everyone's favourite illustrator/piss-taker. Guaranteed...
£1.99
Corporate Bingo Phone Case at The Parody Shop. Hear the same things in every meeting? Well, 'let's take this offline'. Or how about you shut up and stop taking life...
£10.00
Pootin Lavatory Mist at The Parody Shop. Ever dropped one of those turds that really gets on everyone's nerve agent? We've got just the thing. A political pressie to blow...
£8.75
'Don't think about it just say it' Mug at The Parody Shop. Ever been in one of those meetings where, you know, everyone's an absolute dick? Oh yeah. We know...
£16.99
Boy Story Phone Case at The Parody Shop. You've seen the original right? Imagine this biopic if you will, a proper love story where the lead characters wear hats and...
£90.00
Super Sized David Garden Sculpture at The Parody Shop. Don't you just love 16th Century art? We love it so much that sometimes we look at it, then eat loads...
£60.00
Enormous Hip Flask at The Parody Shop. Like a cheeky drink now and again? Don't we all. However, reaching into that inside pocket for ye old hip flask is never...
£15.00
World Leader Top Trumps at The Parody Shop. Will Trump finish on top of May? What a horrible image. Play your political friends at this classic game and imagine an...
£8.00
Dehydrated Water at The Parody Shop. Know a science loving smart alec? Show them up with this can of dehydrated water, it's dehydrated they'll need to add the water themselves....
£13.61
Time magazine man of the year mirror at The Parody Shop. Who wouldn't want to feel like the man of the year? Fulfil every narcissists dream or for someone in...
£6.95
Half pint glass at The Parody Shop. Got a lightweight mate that can't quite manage a full pint? Present, sorted. Perfect tribute for the friend that struggles to keep up...
£7.95
Gold Knob Mug at The Parody Shop. Have a friend that is a bit of a knob? Now's the time to officially acknowledge that knobiness, with this aptly designed mug....
£19.99
Crazy calculator at The Parody Shop. What's 10 x 13 + 4 -3? "Try again later" is the obvious calculation. Who can be bothered to add and subtract complicated sums?...
£6.99
Bogey man egg separator at The Parody Shop. Can't sort your whites from your yolks? That's easy sneezy with this genius device. All mums guaranteed to LOVE it 14 cm...
£11.99
Ridley's sarcastic 9 ball at The Parody Shop. Know someone that always asks stupid questions? Q: If I buy this, will the recipient find it funny? A: who cares. Sold!...
£6.99
Pussy magnet at The Parody Shop. Know someone you thinks they're an Adonis? Well make sure the only thing they attract is office stationary with this innocent gift. Cat shaped...
£9.99
Pint-o-wine glass at The Parody Shop. Know an absolute guzzler? Someone that needs a touch of class? Bring some sophistication to their pint drinking. Classy stemmed base Elegance guaranteed Suitable...
£5.99
Personalised Christmas Coal Delivery Service at The Parody Shop. Who do you know that deserves a large lump of coal this year? In The Parody Shop household, it's all anyone's...
