'2 METRES DICKHEAD' FACE MASK

2 Metres Dickhead Face Mask at The Parody Shop. Sick of people not respecting your personal space when you go food shopping? This neck gaiter is a versatile accessory that can be used as a face covering, headband, bandana, wristband, and neck warmer; oh, and to tell people to stay the fuck back in these tough times.

• Say it without having to speak
• Breathable fabric
• Washable and reusable