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Demotivational Pencils

£6.99

Demotivational pencils at The Parody Shop. Why should stationary be cheerful? Highlighters just make everything stand out more, which is exactly what you don't want to do at work.

Subtle reminders of the reality
Great gift for an office moaner
Yellow is a happy colour, at least

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