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Grow A Dick

£9.99

Grow a dick at The Parody Shop. Into curry, but also penis? Spice up your life with these red-hot, self-growing dick chillies.

Grow in bedroom to pretend you have a sex life
Just add water to grow
Tell people there's dick in their dinner at gatherings

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