I Miss Drugs Yoga Mat

I miss drugs yoga mat at The Parody Shop. Imagine a massive line in front of you every time you go for a downward facing dog? Or perhaps you've got a friend that's ditched the biftas for Bikram? At £14.99 it's hardly a stretch.

  • Perfect shape to hide a bottle of vodka
  • If you change your mind you can have a nice lie down
  • Yoga has also been found to be addictive