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Periodic Tablecloth of Swearing

£12.00

Periodic Table of Swearing at The Parody Shop. You know when you're in the lab (kitchen) and something really annoying happens? Don't smash that test tube (plate) just yet; mop that brow with this Periodic Table of Swearing tea towel.

Afg': Arseholes for goalposts
'Sow': Stupid Old Wanker
'Ba': Big Arsehole

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