Periodic Table of Swearing at The Parody Shop. You know when you're in the lab (kitchen) and something really annoying happens? Don't smash that test tube (plate) just yet; mop that brow with this Periodic Table of Swearing tea towel.
- Afg': Arseholes for goalposts
- 'Sow': Stupid Old Wanker
- 'Ba': Big Arsehole